Fun stuff

The random character generator

This is a little toy for writers. It features hundreds of first names and surnames taken from spam emails plus some descriptions that occurred to me hinting at why each of these individuals may be sending out bulk email for a living. Then they’re all served up randomly in literally millions of possible combinations. Use this rather than spend hours agonising over the name of a minor character. Find inspiration for your characters! A Creative Commons non-commercial licence applies – in short, users are granted permission for the non-commercial and non-exclusive use of any character combinations that take their fancy. And I’d love to hear what you did with them… Try it here…

Astrofiammante’s Quotation Engine

A quotation for all occasions, including some that you’d very definitely rather not imagine. For example, can you guess which wildly successful author said: “Thus faced with rejection I did what any serious artist would do. I gave up?” Or work out which prominent political spouse opined “Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all possible doubt?” (Clue: not Laura Bush, since her husband seems bent on proving the diametric opposite.) Try your quotation knowledge out here – and nominate your own favourites for inclusion. Try it here…

The Phrenology Quiz

Experience the latest marvel of modern philosophy. Submit your head to the hands of our learned doctor and all your secrets will stand revealed. Enter the booth…