No, sorry, madam, that’s my Thermos flask…
Much sniggering here at MWB Towers as Lucy Mangan in The Guardian imagines an up-to-date sequel to Pride and Prejudice:
…the only realistic future for Elizabeth Bennet involves her divorcing Darcy for his emotional illiteracy and refusal to make small talk with her mother. Then she’d turn her half of Pemberley into a corporate spa retreat and face ruin when her accountant realises its success is not built on her Meryton Mudwraps or pre-ball pampering packages.
Rather, it owes it all to the fact that Wickham is secretly ensconced in the gate lodge and lowering his britches for every lady in the south Derbs area who is finding that supervising even the most complex loggia at home is leaving her unfulfilled. Read full article here…
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